exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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