I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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