So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
