Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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