How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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