that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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