You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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