If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize