I showed him my bush... on skype.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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