My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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