So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
