Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Sorry about my life...
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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