and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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