me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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