Its about making memories worth repressing
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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