So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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