Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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