one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Alive.
So much puke
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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