Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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