Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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