If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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