You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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