That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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