East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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