I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Randomize
