I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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