I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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