There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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