And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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