he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
false alarm, still single
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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