Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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