His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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