Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
