no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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