so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
