at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
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