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She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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