he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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