so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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