Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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