Hey man sorry I got all grabby
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize