dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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