i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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