We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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