That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
