come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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