I'm really into asian looking animals
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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