My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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