tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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