I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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