turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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