Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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