butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I think my fart just growled at me.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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