no you cant smoke seaweed
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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