if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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