And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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